I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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