Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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