We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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