thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
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