I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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