Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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