its not stalking. its research.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
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