Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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