Buhtt sex?
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
well you can't waste a boner
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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