Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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