I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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