Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i just google imaged poop.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
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