I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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