good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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