It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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