Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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