So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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