So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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