We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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