She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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