I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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