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Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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