Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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