doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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