I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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