Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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