gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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