the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
You know, be my cock's hype man.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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