So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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