arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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