so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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