i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
home. puking in laundry basket.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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