It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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