I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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