Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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