i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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