I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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