I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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