He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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