Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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