Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
where am i from again
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
