We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Randomize