i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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