I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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