There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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