Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
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