well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i would punch a child for taco bell
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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