great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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