After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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