i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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