Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I'm at about main and main street
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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