she kept yelling 'call me bella'
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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