a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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