Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Randomize
