The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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