Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
We are two peas in an std pod
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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