Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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